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I'm back from hiatus
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Devious Journal Entry
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[BEFORE I GO]
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ppl spreading shit that I spread shit
Look in the mirror
Look in the mirror
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[PLEASE READ]
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I'm moving to another account for awhile or permanently
Fuck the haters
Fuck the haters
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Pokemon!
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Go here if you wanna do this randompokemon.com/
(great start guys..)1. This Pokémon is your best friend:
(I TAKE IT BACK! Ferlibros 4 life)2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
(So.. are you impressed...? Mad...? Nothing...? Promotion...? nokay....3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
(I have nothing 2 sayyyy)5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
(My mother-in-law needs to dress her age! Short shirts and leggings.. RIDICULOUS!)6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:
(I can dig it)7. This Pokémon is your ex:
(small upgrade)8. This Pokémon stalks your every waking moment:
(Ohhh great.. a demon ghost bomb thing... just great..)9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:
(GTFO)10. This Pokémon ate all your cake:
(Fucking burbs)11. This Pokémon is what you felt in bed last night:
(Dickbutt)12. This Pokémon punched your mom:
(My mom will fry you and eat you darling)13. This Pokémon will do anything to steal your shoes:
(probs cause we have similar shoe size)14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:
(My mom passed her black thumb onto me!)15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:
(ughughuhughguhguhghuhguhuhguhghughughhhhhhhhhhhhggggggguuuuu)16. This Pokémon reads you bedtime stories:
(How sweet of you fish dog!)17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:
(Much Love, Very Pet)18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:
(Creepy: check, Dentist... thumbs...? No..? ok.19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:
(No comment)20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
(My house is like THAT cold so i get it.)21. This Pokémon plays with you in an alternate universe:
(Magic Seal baby)22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:
(Guardian, yes, angel, maybe not?)23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:
(YEAH)24. This Pokémon is the first you will encounter:
(Well than prayforme)25. This Pokémon will come take care of you when you can't:
(Such nice)26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:
(mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmm)27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:
(But you have such pretty flowers!)28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:
(It's ok, I'm sure it's not for like mega steroids or anything)29. This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:
(He also likes my lava lamp)30. This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people:
He has no thumbs soooooooooooooooooooo he's not gonna tag anyone
He has no thumbs soooooooooooooooooooo he's not gonna tag anyone
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